The Bin Queen

I just put out the bins. It seems I put the bins out every two days but it's a week every time. Nothing shows the rapid rate of time like bin night.

There's a woman up the street who's the bin queen. Without her I'd be lost. I can just barely see her bins but they tell me which ones to put out. I've never met her majesty but I'm damn certain I would like her.

An empowered focused certain decisive woman with clean bins set straight to the kerb like proud warriors. I'm sure her home is the same. Or maybe not. Maybe that's it. Maybe she's one of those hoarders and she just puts the empty clean bins out every week like giving the finger to cleanliness.

If any of you know her will ye put in a word for me.

So anyway it's Wednesday. The day after the Superbowl.The middle of the week. Some people call it 'Hump day'. Halfway through the work week and a perfect moment for me to let you know why I think football is stupid.

Now you know me I have no opinions on anything so
let me just cut to the chase. In a lot of cases you have Multi Millionaires chasing a bag of air around a paddock trying to get it and put it at the end of the paddock.
Each player could afford a football factory never mind a football each and a set of goals of their own. So now what's the row about? I've never given a good God damn or understood why.

I suspect it just keeps us believing that there's only so much to go around. Believing that there's only very limited resources so we must fight tooth and nail to grab it from the other guy.

There's plenty to go around.  Humans are the only ones hoarding vast amounts of wealth. As somebody who wasn't me once said, if one of the monkeys was hiding all the bananas in a cave and giving none to the others you'd have a team of vets working to find out what was wrong with him.

We have heaps of banana hoarding monkeys. And mores to the point we hold them up on our shoulders and make out they're fab. They got all the bananas. Well done. Big whoop.
There. Bananas bins football monkeys and a queen. Reads like  Tarantino movie. You're welcome. I hope you learned something.